This Life Is A Simulation
What do you do with an infinite amount of time? You run simulations to see if and when life evolves into a steady state of consciousness. Evidence of this state includes the lack of warring and respect for the environment. Until humans reach this state, any attempt to leave our solar system will result in the experimenters shutting down the simulation.
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Undetected
I Drink Your Milkshake
Fighting Robot
Mount Deep Thought
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Stay Still Big Moa
It's Art
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